Have you had that baby yet?
Click the link! It's hilarious! There is nothing quite as irritating as trying to round up your gestation in peace and being constantly hounded about having the baby. Next time someone sends you an annoying "Where's the baby?" post, send them this. No idea who to credit but it sure got me laughing!
For you occasional reassurance - [image: more peanut butter] He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.
3 hours ago